Fixing Up the Neighbourhood

Jokes make tests on the evolution of the Canadian government more memorable... It is a win/win, they get to tell me a joke and I get to hear it. These were my favourites:
1. "An apple was walking down the street and he got hungry so he ate himself." HAHA
2. "Peat and Repeat were birds on a tree. Peat flew away. Who was left?" HAHA