Drama family portrait

In Drama class we were creating family photo tableauxs of families where 'the kids have gone wild', 'Dad is a military officer' or 'the family is a family of monkeys'. Then they wanted to take a 'Ms. Kothlow's drama family' photo for real, so we did it and this is what happened.
This would exactly be our family photo too because this is what class is like everyday and I seem to be in a headlock, having my hair pulled and cheek pinched simultaneously. Three signs of both approval and respect in teenager language... right?